Are you single? Between 25 and 30? Female and human?

 

Then grab Mike while he’s still available!

                                                                                    

	Write him today and get a FREE Long-distance Calling Card!!!! Well, maybe not, but write him anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mike is a 31-year old, attractive, single guy with one handicap: He needs some TLC. No, seriously, for some reason Mike is still single and all he wants is a soul mate, a lover and a best friend. All in one person, preferably female.

 

 

 

Sounds perfect. So what’s wrong with him? Well…..

 I’ve known him for 2 years now and after careful and extensive evaluation and examination I can truthfully say that he’s just fine.

 

Mike likes to go out, see movies or go to comedy clubs and concerts; he plays soccer (at least that’s what he says).

I guess he likes camping, but we don’t want to take him anymore, because he’s trouble.

(Dead batteries, nighttime activities with his canine friend) J JKJ

	Wouldn’t you just LOVE to kick the dog out of the way and take her spot???

 

 

Mike is also a devoted Christian, but I would call him a liberal Christian, because he’s definitely not one of those old-fashioned rightwing Christians; He is open-minded and his religion means a lot to him. Mike is also a family guy; he likes to spend time with his parents and his Brother Lenny, who by the way is single too and really sweet and funny.

 

He is independent. By that I mean he lives by himself and he’s not starving.

What else?

Ok, just the facts now. Mike is 5’10”, 170lbs, he has dark blonde hair and green eyes.

He is smart, funny and sweet, sociable, honest and faithful (I guess).

Mike lives in California and has a job in the telecommunications industry, which means he sends me stupid emails all the time.  

Now on to the difficult part: You.

If you are

- In your late 20’s –early 30’s

- Independent and confidant (we need someone who is willing to make the first (few) 

  step(s))

- Outgoing, fun to hang out with and smart

- Equipped with a great sense of humor

- Christian and marriage-minded (you know, white dress and all that)

- Petite and pretty

Then- as far as I can tell- you are perfect.

 

 

But Mikey doesn’t always get what Mikey wants, so write him anyway.